37q:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

37q:

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meet cute prompt

these two people just constantly rotating groundhogs between Germantown and Sugarloaf for years

wow these groundhogs just keep looking the same but slightly older

distributing-direwolves:

menalez:

whenever women make these videos, it’s like they’re insulting all women with similar noses. it’s embarrassing that they think this is an own somehow.

“To all of the assholes who insulted my nose: I decided you were right. You win. I mutilated my body just like you wanted me to. You will define me for the rest of my life. I will think of you every time I look at myself in the mirror.”

calamity-unlocked:

were–ralph:

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Sometimes twitter be hitting

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This is even funnier with context attached

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:

transgendermarioodyssey:

transgendermarioodyssey:

im so glad they added the city tracks from tour to mk8d bc i hate tour but the city tracks are so funny to me. mario is real and hes tearing through bangkok on a motorcycle

theres whomps in the berlin wall

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acoolguy:

golfgalaxy:

god give me the strength of all white girls combined

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uss-edsall:

going to the national archives is always neat

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Today’s find: a sergeant major visibly going ‘aight’ during the first demonstration of an XM16E1 in 1967

tiredspider:

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new genre of videos youtube’s algorithm has decided I needed to see

monarcho-mysticism:

caseyanthonysbabysittingservice:

It pleases me more to know that Arnold Schwarzenegger’s bastard son from the maid got the keys to the body building kingdom than his legitimate fat useless kids with Maria Shriver. It’s like how a sultan’s kids from a high-born wife all end up being useless incompetent fools but his bastard son from a concubine becomes a powerful conqueror who usurps the fools and takes the crown.

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Ok holy shit

lynslegion:

sloppystyle:

why did he do that

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baradragon:

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insane

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